Why God Will Never Get Tenure at Any University
- Only published one book.
- It was in Hebrew.
- It had no references.
- He did not publish it in referenced journals.
- Some doubt He even wrote it Himself.
- He is not known for his cooperative work.
- Sure. He created the world, but what has He done
lately?
- He did not get permission from any review board to work
on human subjects.
- When one of His experiments went awry, He tried to
cover it up by drowning all the subjects.
- When sample subjects do not behave as predicted, He
deletes the whole sample.
- He rarely comes to class. He just tells His students to
read the Book.
- It is rumored that He sometimes lets His Son teach the
class.
- Although He only has 10 requirements, His students
often fail His tests.
- He expelled His first two students for learning.
- His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a
mountain top.
(From faculty members at Kansas State University and
instructors at Allen County Community College)
Internet References:
Singles in the Church:
Is There
Seating For One In The Church? |
From The Rev:
Some "Risso Therapy"
from Reverend Lance
Robbins
Rector, The Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd
Risso Therapy is a regular practice at Good Shepherd, and at most
meetings or classes, after the opening prayer we follow with Risso Therapy
before we go on to our agenda. We're not sure where the phrase was
originally coined but it is generally accepted to mean 'healing through
humor'.
Church Bloopers
The 230 Pound Psalm
Two Brooms
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
The Perks of Being Over Fifty
Be Careful What You Wish For
Jewish Samurai
The Squirrel Problem
A New Manual? - For When We Are Older !
Games for when we are older
Be Very Quiet!
Find More "therapy" in
Pat's
Corner in the Fun N Games room at The Singles Center (beware - not all
is 'church' humour) |