Why God Will Never Get Tenure at Any University
- Only published one book.
- It was in Hebrew.
- It had no references.
- He did not publish it in referenced journals.
- Some doubt He even wrote it Himself.
- He is not known for his cooperative work.
- Sure. He created the world, but what has He done
lately?
- He did not get permission from any review board to work
on human subjects.
- When one of His experiments went awry, He tried to
cover it up by drowning all the subjects.
- When sample subjects do not behave as predicted, He
deletes the whole sample.
- He rarely comes to class. He just tells His students to
read the Book.
- It is rumored that He sometimes lets His Son teach the
class.
- Although He only has 10 requirements, His students
often fail His tests.
- He expelled His first two students for learning.
- His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a
mountain top.
(From faculty members at Kansas State University and
instructors at Allen County Community College)
Internet References:
Singles in the Church:
Is There
Seating For One In The Church? |
TWO BROOMS Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a
while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom
was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom "I think I am going to
have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE!!" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this!!?
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Brace yourself; this is going to hurt...
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Really bad...
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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!!! |